Archive for July, 2011
Lightning holds grudge against family
Usually lightning is a non-threatening and seemingly without violence, but as all good things in this world can decide to hunt and attack, lightning has the same ability. It’s relatively unknown but lightning has a memory and it’s really good, which explains why it can strike twice or find people years later. Continue Reading »
Police attack little girls selling lemonade
What’s the world coming to when the police shut down businesses that are being started by childred too young to defend themselves against the democratic problems that surround all of today’s true problems. Instead of protecting the citizens the police are subjecting them to unfair laws. Continue Reading »
Worst sacrifice note ever found late
Sometimes there are acts of heroism that go noticed, sometimes there are acts of heroism that go unnoticed, and then there are the times that something happens that makes you laugh at the pure sadness of timing. Welcome to the sadness story only made retarded with the help of the parents. Continue Reading »
Five finger air conditioner discount
Illinois is home to the first published news article about air conditioner thefts. Why not warn people that if they don’t secure their satellite dish or car that they could be stolen since you are now warning people to secure their air conditioning systems from the rampant theft occurring. Continue Reading »
Picasso thief called dibs
There’s not much here for comment or quips, seems like a total mistake. Within hours there should be a report about how someone called dibs but it went largely unheard. The rule of dibs stands though, so the Picasso drawing that looks like it was drawn by a child should have new ownership. Continue Reading »





