Naked bodybuilder attacks body

San Bernadino in California isn’t what it used to be… since it used to be someplace that naked bodybuilders didn’t attack residents, but that’s not possible to say in a true way ever again. Enter the overly-proportioned Ruben Arzu, a 22-year old insanity patient with all muscles and no brains.

Besides reading about Ruben being a stranger-to-the-attacked-couple, it seems that Ruben felt comfortable enough to sit on the porch of strangers and when confronted simply get into a fight with a man, woman, and maybe a cat or two (well, not that someone brought up cats, but a man that would beat a woman wouldn’t care about cats).

The 300-pound 5’10″ bodybuilder is thought to be suffering from some sort of steroid issues.

Really?

The police have notified the media that the attacked couple are alright in the hospital, in stable condition. Also, that Ruben was being held for attempted homicide and aggravated mayhem.

Let’s go lift some weights!

Source: muscles more than brains