Indians get the subjective and sometimes rude term of Indian-giver thrown around, Retard News has been doing some in-depth research in order to cover this story correctly, so here goes… Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton gave a record-breaking football to Mrs. Cam Newton (according to her self-made t-shirt) which was followed and retrieved by the team.
When Cam Newton broke the single season quarterback touchdown record by rushing for his 13th touchdown, he crossed the end zone line and rushed to the stands, handing the ball to a 16-year-old fan who was wearing a t-shirt she had created the previous night with the words “Mrs. Newton” on the back. This of course made the family happy (finally they could marry their daughter off to an income producing family). When the ball was requested back, the girl gladly complied.
Why?
Indian givers? Are the Carolina Panthers really the kind of team that will take something and not give it back? Perhaps. There was a trade negotiated and carried about by the Panthers, giving the previous-record-ball-holder a replacement ball, some hats, licorice, used bags of peanuts, some extra programs, and the promise to allow her to name a future top-5 selection.
Not really, you need to read for the truth about Mrs. Cam Newton ball returned.
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