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Aquaman closer to evolution than Superman

This just in (news sounds in the background of busy typewriters or old dot matrix printers)…. Hopping fish might mean that evolution occurred underwater before it occurred nowhere (and by nowhere it means everywhere that science exists and religion is stupid). After some scientific studying took place a bunch of people with degrees in something scientific sounding issued an opinion on air-breathing fish. I’m not sure where they studied this or if this was found out while staying at some Jamaica all inclusive resorts, but either way their degrees really came in handy for this.

The conclusion is that evolution of man and mammals and birds and world-of-warcraft all originated from fish.

Scientists found that the African lungfish can lift its body clear off the floor and propel itself forward using limbs instead of fish faces and smelliness. Seeing this might be as cool as winning big during a Las Vegas vacation – you know the trips you get from Las Vegas package deals.

The lungfish is an ugly looking animal, so instead of telling you all about the specialness of air breathing fish, let us imagine something about super heroes instead.

Aquaman better than Superman.

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2 Responses to “Aquaman closer to evolution than Superman”

  1. Hi ElissaI was talking to a fenrid a week ago, and she’s training to be an engineer. Apparently, they’re being taught that watertanks in houses are bad for the situation. They’re being taught that it prevents water being returned to the cycle , when the water that falls on roofs in Brisbane would only end up in the river, and hence the ocean the tanks aren’t collecting water that would otherwise end up in the dams.The engineering student didn’t quite grasp this.Maybe our problems lie in our places of education??- Aurelius

    Denis on 17 Dec 2015 at 12:15 pm
  2. Thanks for your thoughts. It’s helped me a lot. on 29 Mar 2016 at 3:51 pm

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