This just in (news sounds in the background of busy typewriters or old dot matrix printers)…. Hopping fish might mean that evolution occurred underwater before it occurred nowhere (and by nowhere it means everywhere that science exists and religion is stupid). After some scientific studying took place a bunch of people with degrees in something scientific sounding issued an opinion on air-breathing fish. I’m not sure where they studied this or if this was found out while staying at some Jamaica all inclusive resorts, but either way their degrees really came in handy for this.
The conclusion is that evolution of man and mammals and birds and world-of-warcraft all originated from fish.
Scientists found that the African lungfish can lift its body clear off the floor and propel itself forward using limbs instead of fish faces and smelliness. Seeing this might be as cool as winning big during a Las Vegas vacation – you know the trips you get from Las Vegas package deals.
The lungfish is an ugly looking animal, so instead of telling you all about the specialness of air breathing fish, let us imagine something about super heroes instead.