Buses kill txt messengers

If you want to txt and drive, by all means don’t get in front of a school bus (especially don’t get in front of two school buses). It was a painful but quick txt conversation for one recent messenger in Missouri, as the 19-year-old driver of a pick-up truck was hit and killed only moments away from possibly txting someone. Of course the officials involved are denying knowing the exact truth, but they do know!

See, since Carrier IQ was detected on phones it has been learned that the FBI uses Carrier IQ software that is already embedded on more smartphones than dumb phones for investigative reasons.

Are you being investigated now? Maybe, but that’s not the point of this news.

The drive of the pick-up had sent and received txt messages within minutes of the crash that took his life. When the school buses filled with approximately 50 high school band geeks got involved in the collision, the result was the death of one band member and the complete de-harmonization of the rest of the band (well, until they played taps later that day).

The accident only goes to show that bus drivers are crazy even then they are not on The Simpsons or South Park.

Source of accidentally bused a life away.