Archive for March, 2012

Drug users most likely to steal iPad

After doing a quick online search there were no active lists of what criminals are most likely to take what items in a burglary. Probably because of the inevitable bitching and complaining about stereotypes the list of common races, types, genders, ages, etc. of people who steal, it’s safer to just take each happening one at a time. This one will be, Apple products mostly stolen by drug users. Continue Reading »

Coke & Pepsi reduce cancer in soda

Holy crap! That’s right, starting with a former Batman catchphrase because this is an incredible story. You won’t really catch onto this because it’s very subtle. Coca-Cola Co. & PepsiCo Inc. are going to make changes to their cancer-filled liquids, but only just enough. Continue Reading »

Mercedes plays expensive games

When it comes to showing a waste of money, there are examples shown daily. It would be nearly impossible to keep up with the rampant wasting of money done by individuals, companies, or from any sources. Thankfully when Mercedes in Germany decided to make a James Bond like car that would have the ability to blend into the background they didn’t hesitate at spending over a quarter million dollars. Continue Reading »

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