TSA inspector does something illegal. TSA does something wrong. TSA does something immoral. TSA does lots of stuff that occurs within other group of people that have authority watching them, and worse is that the TSA is in control and getting more of it. But don’t worry, this isn’t complaining…
Another TSA inspector was caught doing something illegal. It was going through luggage and allegedly taking iPads. The reason that Retard News states allegedly is because there is little doubt in this report’s news creating mind that iPads were only a small portion of things that Clayton Keith Dovel of Bedford, Texas, stole from several dozens or hundreds or thousands of Dallas Fort Worth (DFW) flyers.
Of the 8 iPads recovered, what else is missing? Well, with this little fact of 8 alleged iPad thefts the numbers are quite vivid (and totally fabricated). Anyone that gets caught with possession of 8 iPads must have previously had more iPads, also taken iPods and iPhones. Since Clayton got caught, it would be smart to assume he previously stole 29 different iPads but needed to reduce volume in case he got caught. Math, it’s what’s for dinner!
Released on $5,000 bail… … … What? The bail amount is nearly the value of 8 iPads priced brand new. This would be like getting bail for stealing an ounce of marijuana of $400 (more or less, depending on your strain loves).
When Retard Zone decides to steal the Internet, the crew looks forward to giving “the Internet” as bail.
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