A father, a farmer, and a Mennonite are all the same person (this isn’t the humor site, this is Retard News, now get serious, I know that you were expecting a joke to follow but this isn’t a joke, sort of, well, it is but it isn’t).
A man who died was against violence, he is believed to have been killed by lots of crap.
Glen Nolt was a proud father of 5 and a devout Mennonite. For those that are unaware, the Mennonite people are like Christians, like Protestants, but without the violence part of the religion (not sure about the “other” parts of the religion – like playing with boys).
Mr. Nolt had taken two sons to do some work on a farm out in Kent County in Kennedyville, Maryland. The Nolt’s were experienced farmers, the articles seem to point to the fact that Glen had experience with dairy farms, but experience in a dairy farm counts as farm experience and is not only subjected to being dairy related for this article and for all articles ever written by anyone on the planet Earth from this point forward. Thanks for getting the word out on this.
There are definitely reasons that this accident is not being looked into further, but the suspicious part of Retard News is skeptical of the reason being given for the untimely deaths.