It only takes an idea and an Internet connection in order to add waste to the Internet landscape of the world. Sadly, the Library of Congress tries to aggregate all of the information placed online, so even the morons of the world that waste time by making useless petitions will still have a place in history. Imagine in the USA having no security around any public official, now click to read more.
The knowledge of who started an idiotic idea is of no use to the general population, there are idiots and dumb ideas coming around by the millions every day. It only takes a moment’s time in a general user forum to see how ignorant or completely retarded people might be. The United State of America has given all of those retarded people a chance at a voice even, no matter the stupidity it might spout.
While learning about the wonder of today’s ignorance, Retard News came upon a petition for the Obama administration to Eliminate armed guards for the President, Vice-President, and their families, and establish Gun Free Zones around them. If you actually don’t understand how retarded this is then it’s totally understandable that you are at Retard News for helping to break it down into the most simplistic way possible.
Imagine the President of the United States of America without a single person to help protect against anything and everything. Not a bodyguard, not even someone within arm’s distance that has the ability to offer protection. That’s what is being “asked” by some people, though I question how American the people might actually be.
When reading further, the paragraph supporting the petition is extremely weak and worthless in it’s support:
Gun Free Zones are supposed to protect our children, and some politicians wish to strip us of our right to keep and bear arms. Those same politicians and their families are currently under the protection of armed Secret Service agents. If Gun Free Zones are sufficient protection for our children, then Gun Free Zones should be good enough for politicians.
As of Monday, 28 January 2013 there were over 29,000 signatures, most likely all electronic signatures of people that are really ignorant or just stupid.
Wanna prove your stupidity, sign up!
Since there’s not really a way to know when someone within the government will realize the wasted petition and remove it, here’s a partial screen shot for your viewing pleasure: