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Full Name Michael Sharpe
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Neighbor torment of 10 years ends with 14 months

In the United States of Amexico Mexamerica America there is an unwritten rule about how to deal with neighbors. If you don’t like your neighbor you can avoid them, hide from them, or attempt to deal with them carefully. In Europe you just torture the neighbor for a decade. Continue Reading »

Non racially motivated swans kill man

In a bizarre act that really shouldn’t make any news story, including the Darwin awards, a man died when he got his kayak too close to a group of swans. Pack of swans? Swan flock? Swan team? Well, however swans are considered in group, that’s how they came at a Des Plaines, Illinois man who previously had been known to help the swans. Continue Reading »

TSA inspector blah blah bad

TSA inspector does something illegal. TSA does something wrong. TSA does something immoral. TSA does lots of stuff that occurs within other group of people that have authority watching them, and worse is that the TSA is in control and getting more of it. But don’t worry, this isn’t complaining… Continue Reading »

Woman attempts to breast feed unknown child

You’ve heard the complaints before, when a woman complains about the rigors and tiredness associated with caring for a newborn or very young child. Imagine the kindness of a stranger that either you invited into your home (or you didn’t) and they care enough to try and breast feed your child. Without your permission. Welcome home to South Carolina. Continue Reading »

Chinese cannibal brings wife to America for snack

The Chinese people are known for some of their odd customs and though their traditions might be dated back further in history than America has existed as America. Though some traditions and social actions are looked upon with respect or curiosity, bringing a spouse across the world to eat part of her might not catch on. Continue Reading »

Wells Fargo and hackers aiming for same clients

Wells Fargo has opened up a new business that is targeted catering to the filthy rich of the filthy rich. Sure if you make over $350,000 a year you’ll rank in the top 1%, but if you make $350,000 yearly and don’t have another $50 million you won’t be invited to the perks and benefits of Well’s Fargo’s super-elitist club. Continue Reading »

Feds raid marijuana university, shootings unrelated

Most likely the relaxed legislation in Oakland, California makes it a primary location for the previously-opened marijuana university, but in a post April Fool’s maneuver, the Federal Government has had agents close down the school of potucation, causing some people to get frustrated… Continue Reading »

Drug users most likely to steal iPad

After doing a quick online search there were no active lists of what criminals are most likely to take what items in a burglary. Probably because of the inevitable bitching and complaining about stereotypes the list of common races, types, genders, ages, etc. of people who steal, it’s safer to just take each happening one at a time. This one will be, Apple products mostly stolen by drug users. Continue Reading »

Coke & Pepsi reduce cancer in soda

Holy crap! That’s right, starting with a former Batman catchphrase because this is an incredible story. You won’t really catch onto this because it’s very subtle. Coca-Cola Co. & PepsiCo Inc. are going to make changes to their cancer-filled liquids, but only just enough. Continue Reading »

Mercedes plays expensive games

When it comes to showing a waste of money, there are examples shown daily. It would be nearly impossible to keep up with the rampant wasting of money done by individuals, companies, or from any sources. Thankfully when Mercedes in Germany decided to make a James Bond like car that would have the ability to blend into the background they didn’t hesitate at spending over a quarter million dollars. Continue Reading »

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