Only 27 percent of 600 aspiring elementary and secondary teachers in Massachusetts passed a basic mass test this March.
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DNA results are in from the famous underage couple in England and it turns out 15-year-old Chantelle Stedman was a two-timing whore.
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Chinese communist leaders bulldozed a theme park in Chongqing named Love Land that was to open in October.
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Vice President Joe Biden who is giving former president George Bush a run for his money in political gaffes divulged the secret location of the vice presidential bunker in at a media dinner.
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According to the British Association for Adoption and Fostering, a government funded adoption agency are ‘retarded homophobes’.
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In a “photo-op” that caused panic and office evacuations Air Force One buzzed low over the New York skyline causing panic throughout the city.
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Mexico, South of Here — For those Mexicans who haven’t already crossed the border a deadly pig flu has broken out and killed about 60 people.
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KINGSTON, Jamaica — Jamaica mobilized it’s police and put the army on alert bracing for violence over it’s new tax increases which will effect gas, cigarettes and many consumer items.
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LIVERPOOL, UK — After another clown fell nine feet and broke his foot, other clowns are being stripped of their characteristic large floppy shoes.
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Martha Stewart’s prize chow Ghenghis Khan died in a propane gas explosion and fire at a dog kennel where the pooch was staying.
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