RIVERA BEACH, Florida — Most of the founding fathers may not have risked their lives to create a constitution protecting pants falling off that were modeled off male prisoners signaling their openness to having sex with other prisoners.

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WASHINGTON, DC — House’s National Economic Council Director Lawrence Summers was so captivated with plans to rescue the economy with Barack Obama he fell asleep.
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McALLEN, Texas — A 47-year-old woman was paralyzed while using the bathroom on a flight from Houston early Saturday morning.
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LONDON, England — A recent study on nicotine gums, lozenges and inhalers revealed a link to mouth cancer. Continue Reading »

WEYMOTH, Mass — A man dressed as a ninja carrying a sword robbed a convenience store in Weymouth Monday morning.

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BOAO, China — Apparently Chinese have their own ‘n’ word double standard in effect, or at least Jackie Chan is hoping so as he unloaded on Chinamen recently.
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LUTZ, Florida – Gail DiMaggio was struck in the head by a badly hooked tee shot from actor Bill Murray.
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McDonalds famous for ‘supersizing’ people nearly flattened an Arizona couple parked outside their restaurant when the golden arches sign fell on their Chevy Trailblazer.
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Sweden – The four founders of the famous file sharing site Pirate Bay have been sentenced to one year in jail for breaking copyright laws.
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New Delhi, India — A reported classroom punishment by a teacher has left an 11-year-old student dead in India.
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