41-year-old Christine Newton-John (no relation she changed her name to match her favorite singer) pleaded guilty to reckless homicide after forcing his/her 71-year-old husband to swim until he died.
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Hamburgers won’t just supersize your waistline, but according to a growing number of scientists they are the carbon spewing equivalent of the gas guzzling Hummer in the world of food.
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Environmentalists have calculated the cost of Google searches on the environment and it’s about 7g of CO2.
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An early morning Sunday fire on January 11th at a fire station caused 2 million dollars in damage and destroyed all six of it’s fire engines.
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Mice fed junk food for nine months showed early signs of Alzheimer’s disease with abnormal brain tangles in the brain.
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Agriprocessors Inc of Iowa was the primary meatpacking supplier for kosher food in the United States, until immigration services arrested half of it’s workers who were in the country illegally.
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Rosie O’Donnell’s new primetime NBC show managed only five million viewers and has been dropped by the network.
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The lagging economy has even caught up to Tiger Woods, who was laid off by General Motors today.
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Ping Zui of Hubei China can blow up balloons using only his eye.
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Noise violators in Fort Lupton, Colorado have been sentenced to listening to Barry Manilow by Judge Paul Sacco.
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