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Non racially motivated swans kill man

In a bizarre act that really shouldn’t make any news story, including the Darwin awards, a man died when he got his kayak too close to a group of swans. Pack of swans? Swan flock? Swan team? Well, however swans are considered in group, that’s how they came at a Des Plaines, Illinois man who previously had been known to help the swans. Continue Reading »

Why gonorrhea will not be gone

The CDC (Center for Disease Control) has given a warning that seems like it might be a little useless in stating, after whatever waste of money they spent in determining that gonorrhea is going to be more resistant and along with other warnings and threats, they should have told you that the common cold is stronger along with the medicines being made the medicines being taken. The CDC might be onto something though… Continue Reading »

Shoplifer throws infant nephew at security guard to cover her escape

RALEIGH, TN — A shoplifter at Walmart in threw a two-month-old infant at a security guard when confronted by a security guard.
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10 year old tries to poison teacher in class with cleaning fluid

A ten year old from Mt Pisgah Middle school in Tennessee is charged with attempting to poison with cleaner from a dry erase board. The would be assassin poured the fluid comprised of ethanol and alcohol into the teacher’s coffee cup and has been charged with reckless endangerment.

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San Francisco Bay killing dozens

SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) — Dozens of dead and injured seabirds found coated in black goo are the most visible victims of a 58,000-gallon oil spill in the San Francisco Bay, an incident that scientists say could threaten wildlife for years.

The spill has fouled miles of coastline and had environmentalists scrambling Friday to save the bay’s birds, fish, invertebrates and marine mammals. Continue Reading »

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