Indians get the subjective and sometimes rude term of Indian-giver thrown around, Retard News has been doing some in-depth research in order to cover this story correctly, so here goes… Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton gave a record-breaking football to Mrs. Cam Newton (according to her self-made t-shirt) which was followed and retrieved by the team. Continue Reading »

This is not possible… Ryan O’Neal is suggesting that he and his offspring could have given Farrah Fawcett cancer. Maybe the New England Medical Journal and other scientific commmunities could get together to discuss this amazing realization. Cancer could be caused by celebrities, does that mean that the cure for cancer is found? Continue Reading »

Charlie Sheen is expected to go back to Warner Bros according to anyone that can post news bull crap on the Internet. Yahoo! says it, they even posted something in their trending with WINNING making it back to TV and getting paid like fifty bazillion jillian dollars. Chances of Sheen going back on … Men? Continue Reading »

Celebrity chef Paula Dean was hit with a ham while trying to do a good deed, helping to unload 25,000 pounds of donated meat for an Atlanta food bank. Not wanting to show she’s afraid of the same meat she’s been made famous by cooking, she continued to help unload. Continue Reading »

Martha Stewart’s prize chow Ghenghis Khan died in a propane gas explosion and fire at a dog kennel where the pooch was staying.
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LUTZ, Florida – Gail DiMaggio was struck in the head by a badly hooked tee shot from actor Bill Murray.
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Camden, England — 19-year-old Jamie Waylett, the actor who plays Vincent Crabbe the school bully in the Harry Potter films was arrested after police found the boy was running a marijuana operation.
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A Utah woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails has lost them in a car crash. Lee Redmond of Salt Lake City sustained serious but non-life-threatening injuries in the accident Tuesday.

Redmond’s nails, which hadn’t been cut since 1979, were broken in the crash. According to the Guinness Web site, her nails measured a total of more than 28 feet long in 2008, with the longest nail on her right thumb at 2 feet, 11 inches. Continue Reading »

Rosie O’Donnell’s new primetime NBC show managed only five million viewers and has been dropped by the network.
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The lagging economy has even caught up to Tiger Woods, who was laid off by General Motors today.
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