Celebrity chef Paula Dean was hit with a ham while trying to do a good deed, helping to unload 25,000 pounds of donated meat for an Atlanta food bank. Not wanting to show she’s afraid of the same meat she’s been made famous by cooking, she continued to help unload. Continue Reading »

Martha Stewart’s prize chow Ghenghis Khan died in a propane gas explosion and fire at a dog kennel where the pooch was staying.
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LUTZ, Florida – Gail DiMaggio was struck in the head by a badly hooked tee shot from actor Bill Murray.
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Camden, England — 19-year-old Jamie Waylett, the actor who plays Vincent Crabbe the school bully in the Harry Potter films was arrested after police found the boy was running a marijuana operation.
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A Utah woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails has lost them in a car crash. Lee Redmond of Salt Lake City sustained serious but non-life-threatening injuries in the accident Tuesday.

Redmond’s nails, which hadn’t been cut since 1979, were broken in the crash. According to the Guinness Web site, her nails measured a total of more than 28 feet long in 2008, with the longest nail on her right thumb at 2 feet, 11 inches. Continue Reading »

Rosie O’Donnell’s new primetime NBC show managed only five million viewers and has been dropped by the network.
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The lagging economy has even caught up to Tiger Woods, who was laid off by General Motors today.
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Formerly employed alleged comedian Roseanne Barr has lashed out at African Americans for supporting California Proposition 8.
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The famous Monty Python parrot joke is apparently 1,600 years old, and that’s not the combined age of their now geriatric cast members either.
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62 year old singer Bette Midler has announced she will quit touring in an effort to save the planet. Her tour requires 14 trucks and she claims that is wasting too much gas. Instead she will do shows in Vegas that every member of the audience not living in Las Vegas will have to drive across the country to see.
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