Formerly employed alleged comedian Roseanne Barr has lashed out at African Americans for supporting California Proposition 8.
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The famous Monty Python parrot joke is apparently 1,600 years old, and that’s not the combined age of their now geriatric cast members either.
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62 year old singer Bette Midler has announced she will quit touring in an effort to save the planet. Her tour requires 14 trucks and she claims that is wasting too much gas. Instead she will do shows in Vegas that every member of the audience not living in Las Vegas will have to drive across the country to see.
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The star of the T.V. series The X Files, David Duchovny, has entered into rehab for sex addiction. From an exclusive interview, Duchovny is quoted as saying “I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6. Continue Reading »

One of next season’s girls on America’s Top Model will be packing a surprise – literally. 22 year old Isis, a 22-year-old former receptionist is a man who is decent looking enough as a woman to compete.
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Los Angeles is home to the Lakers, half of Mexico, and now celebrty breast cancer. Though there’s no current proof, it’s believed that the smog in Los Angeles might be attributed to the cancer of women’s breasts. Proof of this is actress Christina Applegate, who is reportedly undergoing treatment for breast cancer.

Ame Van Iden, publicist for the 36-year-old actress, released a statement late Saturday. Continue Reading »

A California jury has cleared a cardiologist and a radiologist of negligence in the diagnosis and treatment of permanently-retired actor Johnathan Southworth Ritter, who died of a torn aorta on the second anniversary of the Twin Towers bombing (that’s September 11, 2003 dummy).

Since there was no first person testimony by John Ritter, everyone had to pinky swear with no take-backs or crossies when it came time to discuss what Ritter had said. The jurors found that Ritter was advised by the radiologist to follow up with treatment by a physician, but Ritter didn’t follow the order. The radiologist had completed a body scan on him two years earlier. Continue Reading »

With tears streaking down his face and a catch in his voice, Brett Favre bade an emotional — at times painful — farewell to football Thursday at a news conference in Green Bay, acknowledging that he knows he can still play, but he does not think he wants to.

“It’s been everything I thought it would be and then some,” said Favre, whose retirement was announced Tuesday. “It’s hard to leave. You think you’re prepared for it. I’ve given everything I can possibly give to this organization, and I don’t think I’ve got anything left to give. Continue Reading »

A BBC documentary claims that Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones survived an assassination attempt by two Hells Angels when their boat capsized in strong seas in 1969. Jagger had vowed not to use Hells Angel members as bouncers following the death in December 1969 of an 18-year-old fan at a notorious free performance at Altamont Speedway in Northern California.
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23 year old Prince Harry, third in line to the British crown has spent the past 10 weeks secretly serving in war-ravaged Helmand Province and was there over Christmas. He directed bombers to drop their first bombs on New Year’s Eve.
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