If you want to txt and drive, by all means don’t get in front of a school bus (especially don’t get in front of two school buses). It was a painful but quick txt conversation for one recent messenger in Missouri, as the 19-year-old driver of a pick-up truck was hit and killed only moments away from possibly txting someone. Of course the officials involved are denying knowing the exact truth, but they do know! Continue Reading »

Here at Retard News (and Retard Media, and Retard Zone) there is usually humor either found or created within stories or amongst images, but there are times that seriousness needs to be encountered. Welcome to the serious time. I don’t blame you for skipping this story and finding another, this is going to get ugly… Continue Reading »

San Bernadino in California isn’t what it used to be… since it used to be someplace that naked bodybuilders didn’t attack residents, but that’s not possible to say in a true way ever again. Enter the overly-proportioned Ruben Arzu, a 22-year old insanity patient with all muscles and no brains. Continue Reading »

It would be fun. It would be joined by many men and some women. There will be some point when this wonderful website will afford me the chance to join in on playing with grownup sized Tonka toys. Only instead of Tonka, CAT or other large real-world construction equipment becomes the tools and toys of this business. Continue Reading »

Road rage grows across the nation, even in Home Township in Michigan. While in Michigan, there’s thoughts of football rivalries and snow and maybe even automobile manufacturing, and now with thanks to some road rage we can think of Michigan as the bow and arrow place too. Continue Reading »

Usually lightning is a non-threatening and seemingly without violence, but as all good things in this world can decide to hunt and attack, lightning has the same ability. It’s relatively unknown but lightning has a memory and it’s really good, which explains why it can strike twice or find people years later. Continue Reading »

What’s the world coming to when the police shut down businesses that are being started by childred too young to defend themselves against the democratic problems that surround all of today’s true problems. Instead of protecting the citizens the police are subjecting them to unfair laws. Continue Reading »

Illinois is home to the first published news article about air conditioner thefts. Why not warn people that if they don’t secure their satellite dish or car that they could be stolen since you are now warning people to secure their air conditioning systems from the rampant theft occurring. Continue Reading »

There’s not much here for comment or quips, seems like a total mistake. Within hours there should be a report about how someone called dibs but it went largely unheard. The rule of dibs stands though, so the Picasso drawing that looks like it was drawn by a child should have new ownership. Continue Reading »

A judge in Texas has given a child’s mother 5 years of probation due to a spanking in which the 2-year old child received a spanking that initially left a red mark but later subsided without even a buise. The judge Jose Longoria commented to the mother upon conviction that “you don’t spank children today.” Continue Reading »