TSA inspector does something illegal. TSA does something wrong. TSA does something immoral. TSA does lots of stuff that occurs within other group of people that have authority watching them, and worse is that the TSA is in control and getting more of it. But don’t worry, this isn’t complaining… Continue Reading »

You’ve heard the complaints before, when a woman complains about the rigors and tiredness associated with caring for a newborn or very young child. Imagine the kindness of a stranger that either you invited into your home (or you didn’t) and they care enough to try and breast feed your child. Without your permission. Welcome home to South Carolina. Continue Reading »

Wells Fargo has opened up a new business that is targeted catering to the filthy rich of the filthy rich. Sure if you make over $350,000 a year you’ll rank in the top 1%, but if you make $350,000 yearly and don’t have another $50 million you won’t be invited to the perks and benefits of Well’s Fargo’s super-elitist club. Continue Reading »

After doing a quick online search there were no active lists of what criminals are most likely to take what items in a burglary. Probably because of the inevitable bitching and complaining about stereotypes the list of common races, types, genders, ages, etc. of people who steal, it’s safer to just take each happening one at a time. This one will be, Apple products mostly stolen by drug users. Continue Reading »

Holy crap! That’s right, starting with a former Batman catchphrase because this is an incredible story. You won’t really catch onto this because it’s very subtle. Coca-Cola Co. & PepsiCo Inc. are going to make changes to their cancer-filled liquids, but only just enough. Continue Reading »

When a parent cares for a child the assumption is that the best wants of the child are what are being the subject of attention. Sometimes parents will allow a child to do something or allow something that shouldn’t be alright, but this isn’t one of those stories. This is a story of a decent parent attempting to save her child from gang life, when the 14-year old shot his mother. Continue Reading »

In another wonderful example, the TSA is once again being proven to only be a bully and a sexual predator. As the TSA is an organization that employs people, and people are fallible quite often, the TSA is filled with fallible people. Of course the problem isn’t that TSA makes mistakes, it’s that they get caught. Continue Reading »

If you want to txt and drive, by all means don’t get in front of a school bus (especially don’t get in front of two school buses). It was a painful but quick txt conversation for one recent messenger in Missouri, as the 19-year-old driver of a pick-up truck was hit and killed only moments away from possibly txting someone. Of course the officials involved are denying knowing the exact truth, but they do know! Continue Reading »

Here at Retard News (and Retard Media, and Retard Zone) there is usually humor either found or created within stories or amongst images, but there are times that seriousness needs to be encountered. Welcome to the serious time. I don’t blame you for skipping this story and finding another, this is going to get ugly… Continue Reading »

San Bernadino in California isn’t what it used to be… since it used to be someplace that naked bodybuilders didn’t attack residents, but that’s not possible to say in a true way ever again. Enter the overly-proportioned Ruben Arzu, a 22-year old insanity patient with all muscles and no brains. Continue Reading »