That’s right, the once thought of drug and convenience store is to be known from this point forward as the store that defends its manager’s rights to kill shoplifters, even those that are caught taking a single tube of toothpaste. Death. Death for toothpaste. Would anyone ever exchange $5.00 toothpaste tube for their life? Continue Reading »

What happens in Slidell, Louisiana does not stay there. In fact, if the general population of Slidell were lucky enough to get rid of some of it’s less ept (or the inept) then they might have a little edge up on the other counties. That’s not the case with 23-year old Richard Boudreaux, who decided to be a burglar twice, consecutively, and got arrested, for both charges. Continue Reading »

When you get the opportunity to buy bullet proof items, like a bullet proof vest, bullet proof armor, or a backpack, you should take the chance and gear up. Of course you won’t always have the access and want because after a few more days or a week you’ll forget why you wanted your kid to withstand a bullet shot to their back. Continue Reading »

The Internet has given it’s netizens many things, including the ability to search for nearly any movie of any type, find it and watch it, all without the need to pay for anything more than a device to access the Internet and a company to provide access. Today when people search for online sex classes, they are going to find more than they might have first thought. Continue Reading »

It’s not the most beautiful or celebrated act normally, but there are times when a 3-year old child’s urination is something to garner acclimation and respect and reward. Unless the three year old is peeing in public and his mom is given a $2,500 fine for the act. That’s the case for Ashley Warden, who has a 3-year old with a functional bladder. Continue Reading »

A man, not a woman, but a man has been arrested following an incident in which he (again, he as in a male) had flashed his breast implants at other Walmart shoppers that were probably not looking for breast flashing, especially from a man, while doing their Lackawanna County shopping trip. Continue Reading »

Trying to access an account at Chase bank using their handy dandy website when things begin to smell foul. Not like a foul committed by the NFL referees last Sunday, but more like the smell of Farmer John’s meat processing plant foul. Whenever a bank is being hacked, the best source for news is not Retard News but that’s where some people accidentally end up anyway. Continue Reading »

When reading words like real and fake it’s easy to get lost in the wordage and instead of reading what is meant, instead there’s a reading and interpretation and occurs which is not always accurate. When reading the story about gold bars that weren’t gold bars something became more and less clear simultaneously, this is an everyday situation that occurs. Continue Reading »

Flying from Newark to Los Angeles, CA is usually a 5-6 hour flight, though there are some exceptions and jet streams and emergencies and now, there’s also down syndrome sufferers. An American Airlines pilot decided after seeing a boy with down syndrome that he would not be able to participate in being a passenger on the flight the pilot was flying. The reason isn’t important, the result is insulting. Continue Reading »

It only takes a little time for scientists to come up with a debunkable theory about something health related, in return for the humor about the subject and it’s results giving way to more funding of stupid experiments. Today’s retard experiment is comparing the health benefit of eggs with the deadly benefits of smoking cigarettes. Continue Reading »