Another TSA inspector was caught doing something illegal. It was going through luggage and allegedly taking iPads. The reason that Retard News states allegedly is because there is little doubt in this report’s news creating mind that iPads were only a small portion of things that Clayton Keith Dovel of Bedford, Texas, stole from several dozens or hundreds or thousands of Dallas Fort Worth (DFW) flyers.

Of the 8 iPads recovered, what else is missing? Well, with this little fact of 8 alleged iPad thefts the numbers are quite vivid (and totally fabricated). Anyone that gets caught with possession of 8 iPads must have previously had more iPads, also taken iPods and iPhones. Since Clayton got caught, it would be smart to assume he previously stole 29 different iPads but needed to reduce volume in case he got caught. Math, it’s what’s for dinner!

Released on $5,000 bail… … … What? The bail amount is nearly the value of 8 iPads priced brand new. This would be like getting bail for stealing an ounce of marijuana of $400 (more or less, depending on your strain loves).

When Retard Zone decides to steal the Internet, the crew looks forward to giving “the Internet” as bail.

Read more sorcery about TSA agents stealing personal items.

Rebecca Silva, 24-year-old woman that might have happened into a house, attempted to breast feed a child, then find a bed to fall asleep on, was arrested after allegations led to her being taken from the home of someone that she might not have known. In any way.

When the at-home-and-biologically-correct mother got the opportunity she rescued her baby hid out in her own home and then called the police to have the alleged stranger removed from her residence.

After the police arrived, they were able to determine both women had conflicting stories and were both a little batty. Come on, how would one woman really get the idea to break into another woman’s house, attempt to breast feed her child, then fall asleep AT the house? More likely the story will eventually be told, and it will be something more like…

“A woman invited another woman into her house in an attempt to keep from awaking early to breast feed her own child. After arrests were made for one woman attempting to breast feed another woman’s baby who the first woman neglected in order to catch a few more hours sleep, the baby was found to be the only innocent person in the mix and wound up deciding on the stranger’s breasts instead of the child’s biological parent’s breast milk. Both woman are being held without bail for being gross and wrong, and for recording the act and posting onto YouTube.”

Source for the breast feeding break-in.

More of the super elitist club in a bit, first let us take a quick look at the dangers of the super-rich.

According to dozens of sites trying to make the poorest of us feel good about ourselves, winning the recent super mega millionaire producing lottery wouldn’t give you more than $60 million of post-tax winnings. While you only have $60 million total, chance are that you’ll spend through the money too quickly and stupidly to have enough money to join the Wells Fargo elite.

Because you have won money, and that’s not nearly as good as having it given to you (Gates, Buffet, Mexican cartels, Asian family-business runners), there’s little chance you’ll be treated like royalty from Wells Fargo, they might even charge you on the monthly checking account unless you promise to deposit your paychecks from the lottery directly.

As for hackers… you have read countless stories about the hacktivists, the hackers, the Trojans, malware, bots, etc…, but have you wondered who pays the hackers or what they are hacking for in exchange for their time? Well, making a one-stop-shop for them to peel apart the money of the Wells Fargo ultra-rich is a good idea, since most readers to these sites don’t want hackers coming after our Bank of America and US Bank accounts (we’re all broke and not worth pursuing, really).

What could a hacker do with the information presented to them in a nice, clean, all-together spot? Just wait for the news stories to break about it.

Source of Wells Fargo elitist news story.

Where this reporter works between non-blogging hours there have been several thefts in the last couple months of company hardware, in one case an iPad (original version) was stolen. Eventually when the police were brought in, they went through the proper authority and procedures to start tracking the iPad after it had been reported stolen months previous. The end result is not what this article is about, so back to the subject.

When the former co-worker was caught stealing nobody knew that the person was a meth user. Of course not all Apple thieves are meth users, some are cocaine users too and others probably just use whatever is around (poop is a drug too).

Had Apple’s warranty information, instructions, or other useful (and useless) information come with the notice that drug users, drug dealers, and other members of the drug underground were likely to steal them maybe people could be more prepared.

In this reporter’s employer I’m sure that a random drug test could have shown the police the true Apple thief.

Source: Apple thieves like drugs

Funny More: undercover drug sign at work

Why when reading a story about Coke and Pepsi would someone take the time to re-post about it? I’ll tell you why, because of the cancer that is consumed daily by this re-poster along with the thousands of other Retards and other readers out there (if you don’t like being thought of as a “retard” and take it offensively, you really haven’t read much of this site or Retard Zone or Retard Media).

There is a new law in the state of California. The law mandates drinks containing a certain level of carcinogens come with a cancer warning label. That sounds great. That’s totally expected. That is absolutely needed.

Wait. WTF?

What happens if the carcinogens in the caramel coloring are below whatever level California law mandates for notification of the consumer? The answer is, nothing. That’s the way soda is made these days. Not just soda, but many consumables and drinks and other things human beings put into their body on a daily basis.

When a company exceeds the cancerous amounts required to be honest about the contents, they will make changes.

When a company needs to admit to it’s audience that there are health reasons not not to consume it’s products via labeling, they will make the necessary changes just to keep the public blind enough to keep consuming.

Years ago when all the products from China were being found to have lead and cancer causing properties, Retard News reported on it and because of the Retard community, there are several less received Chinese deadly toys.

Will the soda continue to slowly kill the public ingesting it? Yep! Count this poster in too, with over a 6-pack of soda consumed every day just to make it into work in the morning there’s no question that cancer or not, soda is here to stay.

Coca-Cola & PepsiCo kill with cancer.

Gang members go from important to not-important, sometimes they are only in the position of gang life because they were forced into it, it was easier than getting a full-time job, or blogging in general just doesn’t pay the bills (I hear ya there!). When a teenager shoots his parent and it’s not immediately identifiable if the boy shot the mother 10 times, more or less, you know that the parent failed way earlier.

Parental failure. It’s a bad thing. Usually it’s avoidable.

Anyway, there’s a story about a sad boy who shot his mother. The reason for the shooting is not as important in this case, but it will be remembered like that.

Parents that don’t rear their child are making mistakes that will continue for years to come. Do you want to be a dead parent of a screwed up kid?

The teen, named by family members as Joshua Smith, from east Detroit, allegedly unleashed a hail of bullets on Tamiko Robinson, 36, in the early hours of Monday morning, according to a police spokesman.

Detroit? Where a house costs less than a new car.

Smith’s uncle LeShaun Roberts, told Fox Detroit News the teen had wanted to ‘hang with the big boys’ – gang members in their twenties – but when his mother said no he ran away to relatives.

But Robinson, a dialysis patient, who was battling lupus, went after her son and insisted he came home, angering the youngster.

Wow, the mom cared enough to ignore her own well being, lupus is a very serious genetic disease unlike gingervitis, those genetic defect redheads.

When you get to the point that your child isn’t listening, I’d recommend doing something about it, but not as severe as some people in the news today.

Source article of the boy who shot his mother..

There have been several articles and videos and commentaries on the TSA and it’s abuse of power. When a semi-attractive woman (that wouldn’t make it on Retard Media) was seen going through a TSA body xray machine multiple times, it aroused the curiosity of the woman and her husband who later came to the conclusion that there was an inappropriate happening that transpired.

As with other hindsight moments, this only came into 20/20 focus after the woman and man had boarded their flight.

There’s a video here about the news story, but you don’t need to watch it if you don’t want. It was summed up better above

You can read more about this by searching the story or look where I found it.

See, since Carrier IQ was detected on phones it has been learned that the FBI uses Carrier IQ software that is already embedded on more smartphones than dumb phones for investigative reasons.

Are you being investigated now? Maybe, but that’s not the point of this news.

The drive of the pick-up had sent and received txt messages within minutes of the crash that took his life. When the school buses filled with approximately 50 high school band geeks got involved in the collision, the result was the death of one band member and the complete de-harmonization of the rest of the band (well, until they played taps later that day).

The accident only goes to show that bus drivers are crazy even then they are not on The Simpsons or South Park.

Source of accidentally bused a life away.

Though like most of the Retarded there is not a superior level of intellect being floated around the Retard Offices, it’s still easy for this Retard to point at others and call names.

Assholes.

Not just the one mo-fo that started the fight, but for all of the mo-fo-a-holes that watched and laughed or just stood and watched. You don’t want to join in, you don’t want to cause a problem, that’s fine (wimpy asses) but at least you could stand up for humanity and stop the obvious bullying, call the police (or po-po for you mo-fos). Don’t be as bad or worse than the mo-fo you are watching and cheering on.

Now that this is started, the Retard News and Zone crew will be watching this story carefully, before starting to consider a level of justification carried out from the web.

Anonymous? Nope, we aren’t behind anonymity, we are willing to give the identity of every student in the video. For those of Anon, in /b4 roody-poos.

Where will this end? When there is a satisfactory outcome, Retards will continue with our other projects. At this point, the satisfaction being sought is names.

After a quick web check, “weap0n_X” or Kirk Dudley, might be the guy. Willing to come forward Kirk? Turn yourself into the police and allow the public to decide your outcome.

Source of anger and resentment towards mo-fo.

Expelling students should only be beginning.

Besides reading about Ruben being a stranger-to-the-attacked-couple, it seems that Ruben felt comfortable enough to sit on the porch of strangers and when confronted simply get into a fight with a man, woman, and maybe a cat or two (well, not that someone brought up cats, but a man that would beat a woman wouldn’t care about cats).

The 300-pound 5’10″ bodybuilder is thought to be suffering from some sort of steroid issues.

Really?

The police have notified the media that the attacked couple are alright in the hospital, in stable condition. Also, that Ruben was being held for attempted homicide and aggravated mayhem.

Let’s go lift some weights!

Source: muscles more than brains