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Too much money brings business to Vegas

It would be fun. It would be joined by many men and some women. There will be some point when this wonderful website will afford me the chance to join in on playing with grownup sized Tonka toys. Only instead of Tonka, CAT or other large real-world construction equipment becomes the tools and toys of this business. Continue Reading »

Not just playing cowboys and indians

Road rage grows across the nation, even in Home Township in Michigan. While in Michigan, there’s thoughts of football rivalries and snow and maybe even automobile manufacturing, and now with thanks to some road rage we can think of Michigan as the bow and arrow place too. Continue Reading »

Lightning holds grudge against family

Usually lightning is a non-threatening and seemingly without violence, but as all good things in this world can decide to hunt and attack, lightning has the same ability. It’s relatively unknown but lightning has a memory and it’s really good, which explains why it can strike twice or find people years later. Continue Reading »

Police attack little girls selling lemonade

What’s the world coming to when the police shut down businesses that are being started by childred too young to defend themselves against the democratic problems that surround all of today’s true problems. Instead of protecting the citizens the police are subjecting them to unfair laws. Continue Reading »

Five finger air conditioner discount

Illinois is home to the first published news article about air conditioner thefts. Why not warn people that if they don’t secure their satellite dish or car that they could be stolen since you are now warning people to secure their air conditioning systems from the rampant theft occurring. Continue Reading »

Picasso thief called dibs

There’s not much here for comment or quips, seems like a total mistake. Within hours there should be a report about how someone called dibs but it went largely unheard. The rule of dibs stands though, so the Picasso drawing that looks like it was drawn by a child should have new ownership. Continue Reading »

Spank a child, go to jail

A judge in Texas has given a child’s mother 5 years of probation due to a spanking in which the 2-year old child received a spanking that initially left a red mark but later subsided without even a buise. The judge Jose Longoria commented to the mother upon conviction that “you don’t spank children today.” Continue Reading »

Fire hunts down man and murders him

There was a man, his name was Tyrone McCrae, he was being stalked and eventually was killed by fire. You think that fire lacks will and want and desire, but Tyrone knows the truth. The fire that killed Tyrone was unable to take his life before he heroically rescued people that will be killed in the sequel. Continue Reading »

Woman reports on new reasons to say NO to sex

Because the actual truth that exercise can cause problems with people that are not accustomed to exercise is too mundane and boring, some woman using the handle Anne Harding from Health.com wrote an article listing sex as a problem with exercise and health. Continue Reading »

Retarded house of disgust

After wading through a foot and a half of animal feces… — if you need to read more than that, I wonder how retarded you might be for reading this. I must admit, this is beyond a story of the retarded, this is a story for the morbid or disgusting or mentally ill. This story bugged me too much to read entirely. Continue Reading »

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