There was a man, his name was Tyrone McCrae, he was being stalked and eventually was killed by fire. You think that fire lacks will and want and desire, but Tyrone knows the truth. The fire that killed Tyrone was unable to take his life before he heroically rescued people that will be killed in the sequel. Continue Reading »

Because the actual truth that exercise can cause problems with people that are not accustomed to exercise is too mundane and boring, some woman using the handle Anne Harding from Health.com wrote an article listing sex as a problem with exercise and health. Continue Reading »

After wading through a foot and a half of animal feces… — if you need to read more than that, I wonder how retarded you might be for reading this. I must admit, this is beyond a story of the retarded, this is a story for the morbid or disgusting or mentally ill. This story bugged me too much to read entirely. Continue Reading »

In what must be the most retarded story of the day (so far?) there is a story on a well known website about a woman who brandished a weapon, demanding oral attention from two men. Usually this is something that would make for a great plot for a softcore video on Skinamax or a letter in Penthouse magazine. Continue Reading »

Everyone had a grandma or grandfather and could even tell you some great stories of when they lost their mind or couldn’t find their teeth. This is a topper at the social parties though, this is a grandmother that kills her 9-year-old grandson and then starts the party. Continue Reading »

A guy’s night out can include many things, in the case of an Indianapolis man that meant a strip club. To his 5-year-old son, that meant watching cartoons. Everything sounds acceptable, unless the man leaves his son in the cab of his semi-truck in order to make it happen. Continue Reading »

Keith Edward Marriott is a 41-year-old man who likes to play tricks on people. In this latest round of trying to self-entertain himself he pretended to drown. When someone would give attention to him he would stop the fake drowning and fling jellyfish. Continue Reading »

A man in Pennsylvania who recreates firearms from past wars accidentally shot a two-pound cannonball through the wall of his neighbor’s house. Wlliam Maser is a 54 year old man who lives in Georges Township and has never previously shot cannonballs at any of his neighbors. Continue Reading »

In Tampa, Florida some inmates have found a use for their time beyond just exercising and planning what they will do as their first felonious job when they get out of jail, in this case they are making their own hot sauce. Could the real hell’s kitchen be found in jail? Continue Reading »

Nestle has recalled Toll House cookie dough due to possible E. coli that has sickened 66 people in 28 different states. According to ABC News, many of the afflicted people reportedly had eaten some of the cookie dough within a period of time surrounding their illness. Continue Reading »