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Teacher fired for asking third grade students for massages

A third grade teacher from Kissimmee Florida has been fired for asking some of her third grade students to give her massages.
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Man killed by spicy hot sauce

Andrew Lee, 33 an aspiring cook made and consumed a super hot hot sauce concoction in a dare only to be found dead hours later.
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PETA urging Ben & Jerry’s to use human milk

PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has urged Ben & Jerry’s ice cream to switch to human milk. PETA says the move would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies.
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Steven Tyler from Aerosmith sues web impersonator

Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery but not so to Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler. Tyler who’s real name is Steven Victor Tallarico has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles against a pair of impersonators who pretend to be Tyler and his girlfriend on postings found on the web.
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Greatest obituary ever written

James William Adams, 54 died September 9th in Converse Memorial Hospital in Wyoming. Jim who was tired of reading flattering obituaries wrote the greatest obituary of all time.
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Lindsay Lohan to marry girlfriend later this year

Samantha Ronson announced at a gig that Lindsay would be her wife by the end of year. Lohan is sporting an impressive looking heart shaped diamond ring on her wedding finger.
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Female supervisors cause health problems

It may not be politically correct but a recent study confirmed that both men and women employees with a single female boss reported
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American Airlines loses dead passenger for 4 days

Airlines have been losing baggage for nearly 100 years (the world’s first airline was an airship service in Germany in 1909). Although in perhaps one of the worst cases yet American Airlines lost the wife of Miguel Olaya for four days.
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Chicago twice as deadly for Americans as Iraq

125 people were shot and killed in Chicago over the summer, that’s twice as many Americans who were killed in Iraq over the same period.
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School bus driver arrested for getting lost

A 53-year-old school bus driver in Brooklyn New York was arrested but will not be charged by the district attorney for getting lost.
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