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The quieter the skeleton the better

A 37-year-old Swedish woman with an admitted obsession with skeletons has been convicted of disturbing the peace of the dead for allegedly using human bones for… though it doesn’t seem like a problem. The woman didn’t actually create the skeleton or skin it from a living person, but there’s more. Continue Reading »

Cardboard value increases exponentially on eBay

The most amazing thing about eBay is that they allow anyone, including mrbottlesfriend, to sell a piece of cardboard that looks to be shaped like an iPhone for a nearly unlimited amount of money, as long as the bid is accepted. Then with the initial item being approved it takes a little momentum before history is made again. Continue Reading »

Car pool abuser fits 19 into 5-passenger hatchback

When a bus is used in a story about transporting school kids there is little controversy besides maybe the occasional dig on buses not having seat belts, but when an eager teacher in South Africa drove 19 preschool-age children in her 5-passenger Renault Clio (think of a Toyota Prius without the trunk space) the teacher found great success with 11 kids in the rear seat and 6 kids in the hatch. Continue Reading »

America’s flag kills those not respecting it

America. America is the land of the brave, free, home to hundreds of millions of people and to Retard News. Along with America being the greatest place to live on the planet, it turns out that even the flags that represent America are greater than the people that want to harm them. When else do you hear about a flag killing it’s destroyer? Continue Reading »

Diablo video game takes human life

If you were asked which country would have an 18-year old male die from playing a video game for over 40-hours straight and were given the following choices, which would you guess; A) Taiwan, B) Taiwan; or C) Taiwan? Well if you guessed D) All The Above, you are correct. Another Asian has died from video games. Continue Reading »

Israeli scientists take fun out of marijuana

Scientists in Israel have found a way to develop a cannabis strain without the THC benefits and THC side-effects, which are also some of it’s benefits. This amazing new cannabis should be named Israeli Kushless or something else implying useless and a bad idea. Why not THC-it-up? Continue Reading »

Neighbor torment of 10 years ends with 14 months

In the United States of Amexico Mexamerica America there is an unwritten rule about how to deal with neighbors. If you don’t like your neighbor you can avoid them, hide from them, or attempt to deal with them carefully. Or even find a new place to live – there are plenty of apartment finder online to do this. In Europe you just torture the neighbor for a decade. Continue Reading »

Chinese cannibal brings wife to America for snack

The Chinese people are known for some of their odd customs and though their traditions might be dated back further in history than America has existed as America. Though some traditions and social actions are looked upon with respect or curiosity, bringing a spouse across the world to eat part of her might not catch on. Continue Reading »

Mercedes plays expensive games

When it comes to showing a waste of money, there are examples shown daily. It would be nearly impossible to keep up with the rampant wasting of money done by individuals, companies, or from any sources. Thankfully when Mercedes in Germany decided to make a James Bond like car that would have the ability to blend into the background they didn’t hesitate at spending over a quarter million dollars. Continue Reading »

Las Vegas Casino steals from jackpot customer

When you are in Vegas, Atlantic City, or Macau, when the lights and noises start erupting on a slot machine it’s obvious that money is won. When the lawyers get involved and the court system needs to intervene, it’s not slot machine winning but casino mind-changing that is occurring. What would you do if a casino tried trading your $57,000,000 winning slot pull into $100.00 and a cheap dinner? Continue Reading »

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