International Retards News
World’s most expensive wig
Seems that in Norway, a woman has found a way to increase the value of fake hair. The value of the wig actually didn’t change, but maybe her head became more valuable, when the woman glued 2.2 pounts of cocaine to her head.
There have been wilder things glued to much more interesting parts of the body, but gluing something to your head should earn you some bonus points. Just think what William Shatner is smuggling under his hair piece. Continue Reading »
Ford to attempt to buy Mexico for $3 billion
Ford Motor Co. confirmed it will build its new global car, the Fiesta, in Mexico for future sale in North America as part of a $3 billion investment in the country. Chances are that the car will become popular with locals in the country of Mexico as the Fiesta will have a body shell made of straw with bright colors. Also expected to come as standard accessory with each car is a baseball bat and a blindfold. Continue Reading »
Tourist boat finds scene out of real-life Jaws movie
A tourist boat stumbled upon a scene out of a horror movie when it happened upon a capsized speedboat. The horrified tourists found four bodies in the water and saw one of them devoured by circling tiger sharks.
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Prisoners are stuck, not sticky
The United States is “stuck” with its prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba because it cannot figure out what to do with suspects who cannot be charged or set loose, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Tuesday.
Gates told lawmakers that he still believes the prison should be closed, but has not found a way to do it.
“Senator, I think the brutally frank answer is we’re stuck. And we’re stuck in several ways,” he told Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif. Continue Reading »
Accidental flyer
A U.S. Navy plane apparently accidentally crossed into Venezuela’s airspace Saturday night, triggering protests from that country, according to a U.S. defense official familiar with the report.
The S-3 Viking aircraft, based in Curacao, was on a training mission in international airspace near Los Roques Island, Venezuela, and experienced “intermittent navigational problems,” said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the issue. Continue Reading »
Attacking the Chinese
WASHINGTON - The chief executive of U.S. drug maker Baxter International Inc. said Tuesday its blood thinner heparin produced in China, which has been linked to dozens of deaths, appears to have been deliberately contaminated.
“We are greatly concerned that our heparin products appears to be the target of a deliberate adulteration scheme,” Baxter Chief Executive Robert Parkinson said in prepared remarks to a U.S. Congressional panel. Continue Reading »
China attacking the USA with lethal drugs
China has been slowly trying to kill Americans for a great while now. From the Aquadots to pajamas and thousands of other products, China has been waging a war against America in a slow and steady manner.
What’s next you ask? Easy, heparin! Continue Reading »
Wedding party boat capsizes killing 26 including bride
As many as 38 people drown when a boat carrying a wedding party to capsized on a river in Nigeria and 26 passengers are confirmed dead. Kano State police spokesman Baba Mohammed said three people survived the accident late Monday and about a dozen other passengers remain missing, including the bride.
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More Muslims than Catholics according to Vatican
There are now more Muslims than Catholics in the world according to a statement from the Vatican made on Sunday. Monsignor Vittorio Formenti, who compiled the Vatican’s newly-released 2008 yearbook of statistics, said Muslims made up 19.2 percent of the world’s population and Catholics 17.4 percent.
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The Pope vs. Osama bin Laden
Osama bin Laden’s contention that Pope Benedict XVI had played a role in a worldwide campaign against Islam is “baseless,” the Vatican said Thursday.
When Benedict led a Holy Thursday ceremony in Rome’s St. John in Lateran Basilica in the evening, there was no noticeable step-up in already heavy Vatican security for the pontiff’s public appearances.
The Italian Interior Ministry’s anti-terrorism committee planned to analyze bin Laden’s message in a meeting Friday, the ANSA news agency reported. Continue Reading »










