In the United States of Amexico Mexamerica America there is an unwritten rule about how to deal with neighbors. If you don’t like your neighbor you can avoid them, hide from them, or attempt to deal with them carefully. In Europe you just torture the neighbor for a decade. Continue Reading »

The Chinese people are known for some of their odd customs and though their traditions might be dated back further in history than America has existed as America. Though some traditions and social actions are looked upon with respect or curiosity, bringing a spouse across the world to eat part of her might not catch on. Continue Reading »

When it comes to showing a waste of money, there are examples shown daily. It would be nearly impossible to keep up with the rampant wasting of money done by individuals, companies, or from any sources. Thankfully when Mercedes in Germany decided to make a James Bond like car that would have the ability to blend into the background they didn’t hesitate at spending over a quarter million dollars. Continue Reading »

When you are in Vegas, Atlantic City, or Macau, when the lights and noises start erupting on a slot machine it’s obvious that money is won. When the lawyers get involved and the court system needs to intervene, it’s not slot machine winning but casino mind-changing that is occurring. What would you do if a casino tried trading your $57,000,000 winning slot pull into $100.00 and a cheap dinner? Continue Reading »

This just in (news sounds in the background of busy typewriters or old dot matrix printers)…. Hopping fish might mean that evolution occurred underwater before it occurred nowhere (and by nowhere it means everywhere that science exists and religion is stupid). After some scientific studying took place a bunch of people with degrees in something scientific sounding issued an opinion on air-breathing fish. Continue Reading »

Sometimes there are acts of heroism that go noticed, sometimes there are acts of heroism that go unnoticed, and then there are the times that something happens that makes you laugh at the pure sadness of timing. Welcome to the sadness story only made retarded with the help of the parents. Continue Reading »

Police in Chiapas, Mexico stopped two trucks heading toward the United States. The trucks are described as being trailer and though there are no reports so far, this could be a huge fine for the drivers as the penaly for being a coyote is bad but having up to pay for the seatbelt violation in the smaller truck would be over $19,200! Continue Reading »

Being British isn’t the problem, though that’s not a benefit unless you are paid to speak unintelligibly or be royalty; the problem is that Stephen Hawking isn’t afraid of the dark and now he’s trying to scare the world’s population of nyctophobia-ists. That’s right, RetardNews is breaking the news now about the dark! Continue Reading »

When you see the name Maria Jose Cristerna it means nothing to you, what would you care if some woman took on a challenge as great and nearly impossible as Maria “Vampire Woman” Cristerna has decided to bite off. It seems that after an incredibly Catholic upbringing the Mexican lawyer decided to ward off Catholics by going extreme. Continue Reading »

Stephen Andreassen is the first blogger to be jailed for stalking by way of a blog. This isn’t really something impressive, since any moron could do something to get in trouble via written words, but creating over 30 website blogs in order to stalk one person, that’s something only one person would do and get in trouble for doing, and that person is Blog Stalker Stephen. Continue Reading »