International Retards News
Fanged frog discovered in extinct volcano
A BBC film crew recording a program in an extinct volcano in Papua New Guinea has discovered a new species of giant woolly rat, a frog with fangs, and around 40 other exotic creatures unknown to science. Continue Reading »
Adding 5 years to death
A Shi’ite on death row in Saudi Arabia for the last 16 years for insulting the Prophet Mohammed was sentenced to another five years in jail for criticizing the Saudi justice system.
The verdict issued Monday punished Hadi al-Mutif for criticizing the justice system and the U.S.-allied absolute monarchy’s human rights record in comments he made from prison to U.S.-funded Alhurra television in 2007. Prisoners are often able to access mobile phones from visitors to Saudi jails. Continue Reading »
$1,000,000 mattress is missing
In Israel, a woman was trying to be nice and buy her mother a new mattress so she scheduled and had it delivered. The old mattress was taken to a city dump before the mother returned home to learn her daughter had been so thoughtful as to buy her a new mattress.
Upon realizing what had happened, the mother informed her daughter that she had kept her life savings of approximately $1,000,000 in the mattress. Continue Reading »
Chinese man gives suicidal man on bridge a push
Guangzhou, CHINA — A Chinese man heavily in debt spent five hours blocking traffic when finally a passer by got fed up and pushed him off the bridge he was considering jumping from.
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Residents of Butt Hole road rename road after being the butt of jokes
Conisbrough, ENGLAND — After years of jokes and tourists baring their all in front of the sign for pictures residents have renamed Butt Hole road.
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Couple on the run after bank mistake gives them $6 million dollars
WELLINGTON, New Zealand — Leo Gao and his girlfriend are on the run after their bank accidently gave them a $6.1 million dollar credit line. Continue Reading »
Results prove underage mother cheated on her 12-year-old boyfriend
DNA results are in from the famous underage couple in England and it turns out 15-year-old Chantelle Stedman was a two-timing whore.
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Communist Chinese destroy sex focused Love Land theme park
Chinese communist leaders bulldozed a theme park in Chongqing named Love Land that was to open in October.
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State funded adoption agency declares anyone against gay parents are retarded
According to the British Association for Adoption and Fostering, a government funded adoption agency are ‘retarded homophobes’.
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Giving the finger to overdue wages
In Begrade a Serbian union official decided to speak out his decision to chop off his finger and eat it in protest over wages that have not been paid in years. While speaking about it, Zoran Bulatovic said “it did not show how desperate he and other workers were.” Continue Reading »










