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State funded adoption agency declares anyone against gay parents are retarded

According to the British Association for Adoption and Fostering, a government funded adoption agency are ‘retarded homophobes’.
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Giving the finger to overdue wages

In Begrade a Serbian union official decided to speak out his decision to chop off his finger and eat it in protest over wages that have not been paid in years. While speaking about it, Zoran Bulatovic said “it did not show how desperate he and other workers were.” Continue Reading »

Jamaica mobilizes it’s army fearing riots over new taxes

KINGSTON, Jamaica — Jamaica mobilized it’s police and put the army on alert bracing for violence over it’s new tax increases which will effect gas, cigarettes and many consumer items.
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Jackie Chan makes anti-chinese comments

BOAO, China — Apparently Chinese have their own ‘n’ word double standard in effect, or at least Jackie Chan is hoping so as he unloaded on Chinamen recently.
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Student left out in sun to die for not doing homework

New Delhi, India — A reported classroom punishment by a teacher has left an 11-year-old student dead in India.
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Hong Kong Christians build massive Ark hotel

Hong Kong – The 450 foot long luxury hotel looks like Noah’s Ark complete with 67 pairs of fiberglass animals.
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Woman reminds neighbor of monkey

Police said a man in Malaysia shot his neighbor as she picked sapodilla fruit in his tree thinking she was a monkey. Police chief in eastern Pahang state Yahaya Othman said the woman was gathering fruit Thursday when her neighbor shot her. Yahaya said the man came home and saw rustling in the tree and fired into it. “Then there was screaming … and only then did he know it was his neighbor.” Continue Reading »

Robin Hood didn’t have any friends

An academic says he’s found evidence that Britain’s legendary outlaw Robin Hood wasn’t as popular as folklore suggests.

Julian Luxford says a note discovered in the margins of an ancient history book contains rare criticism of the supposedly benevolent bandit. Continue Reading »

Fight cancer with cow urine

A hardline Hindu organization, known for its opposition to “corrupting” Western food imports, is planning to launch a new soft drink made from cow’s urine, often seen as sacred in parts of India. Continue Reading »

Baby marries dog to beat tiger

An infant boy was married off to his neighbours’ dog in eastern India by villagers who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals, officials and witnesses said Wednesday.

Around 150 tribes people performed the ritual recently in a hamlet in the state of Orissa’s Jajpur district after the boy, who is under two years old, grew a tooth on his upper gum. Continue Reading »

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