International Retards News
China blackmailing Taiwan
Four Taiwan civil servants filmed visiting hostess bars in neighboring China have been blackmailed into becoming spies for Beijing, the government of the self-ruled island said Thursday. Continue Reading »
Apostrophe banned in Britian
What is your’s is yours. The Queen’s English will become the Queens English. What is worse is that soon the exclamation mark and question mark could be banned making it impossible for Britain-ites to shout in messages or ask questions via written form. Continue Reading »
Used MP3 player holds military records
A New Zealand man who bought a second-hand MP3 player that contained U.S. military files on personnel who served in Afghanistan and Iraq handed it over to U.S. officials on Wednesday, New Zealand media reported. Continue Reading »
Not washing hands can make you obese
There’s never a doubt that people will blame anything but themselves for failures or problems. When people are healthy, they take full credit for it. Now that a majority of people are fat and getting fatter, the easy excuse is to blame a virus. When you gain a few extra pounds during the holidays, you just blame some co-worker who spread a virus. Continue Reading »
Man gets physical with police car
Police on Long Island arrested a man after he allegedly kicked a police car and asked to be deported back to his home country of Guatemala. Police said the 27-year-old man called the Southold Police Department early Sunday and asked to be arrested so he could be deported. Continue Reading »
Fire station burns down for the second time
An early morning Sunday fire on January 11th at a fire station caused 2 million dollars in damage and destroyed all six of it’s fire engines.
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Why else would you wear a fruit on your head?
There are a new set of helmet laws in Nigeria and the police are enforcing the new helmet law, even if that means giving tickets to the riders that are wearing helmet-like items on their head. Of course, with any new law instituted there are going to be loopholes and ways around the specifics, but your empty watermelon carcas isn’t going to be enough. Continue Reading »
When Pandas attack
The human race really shouldn’t be at the top of the food chain as it seems there are complete morons running around that amazingly haven’t been removed by survival of the fittest. In China there is one giant panda that is doing it’s best in order to reduce the mentally lower part of the population. Continue Reading »
Pirates are alive and well and setting new records
There are a lot of movies about pirates made. In reality though, pirates are becoming more of a problem than previously thought. Off of the coast of Somalia a supertanker that was filled with 2,000,000 gallons of oil was being kept by pirates who were awaiting a $3,000,000 ranson. Maybe the pirates wouldn’t have had to wait if the price of oil was still $100+ a barrel. Continue Reading »
Chinese man can blow up balloons with his eye
Ping Zui of Hubei China can blow up balloons using only his eye.
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