International Retards News
Jamaica mobilizes it’s army fearing riots over new taxes
KINGSTON, Jamaica — Jamaica mobilized it’s police and put the army on alert bracing for violence over it’s new tax increases which will effect gas, cigarettes and many consumer items.
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Jackie Chan makes anti-chinese comments
BOAO, China — Apparently Chinese have their own ‘n’ word double standard in effect, or at least Jackie Chan is hoping so as he unloaded on Chinamen recently.
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Student left out in sun to die for not doing homework
New Delhi, India — A reported classroom punishment by a teacher has left an 11-year-old student dead in India.
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Hong Kong Christians build massive Ark hotel
Hong Kong – The 450 foot long luxury hotel looks like Noah’s Ark complete with 67 pairs of fiberglass animals.
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Woman reminds neighbor of monkey
Police said a man in Malaysia shot his neighbor as she picked sapodilla fruit in his tree thinking she was a monkey. Police chief in eastern Pahang state Yahaya Othman said the woman was gathering fruit Thursday when her neighbor shot her. Yahaya said the man came home and saw rustling in the tree and fired into it. “Then there was screaming … and only then did he know it was his neighbor.” Continue Reading »
Robin Hood didn’t have any friends
An academic says he’s found evidence that Britain’s legendary outlaw Robin Hood wasn’t as popular as folklore suggests.
Julian Luxford says a note discovered in the margins of an ancient history book contains rare criticism of the supposedly benevolent bandit. Continue Reading »
Fight cancer with cow urine
A hardline Hindu organization, known for its opposition to “corrupting” Western food imports, is planning to launch a new soft drink made from cow’s urine, often seen as sacred in parts of India. Continue Reading »
Baby marries dog to beat tiger
An infant boy was married off to his neighbours’ dog in eastern India by villagers who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals, officials and witnesses said Wednesday.
Around 150 tribes people performed the ritual recently in a hamlet in the state of Orissa’s Jajpur district after the boy, who is under two years old, grew a tooth on his upper gum. Continue Reading »
China blackmailing Taiwan
Four Taiwan civil servants filmed visiting hostess bars in neighboring China have been blackmailed into becoming spies for Beijing, the government of the self-ruled island said Thursday. Continue Reading »
Apostrophe banned in Britian
What is your’s is yours. The Queen’s English will become the Queens English. What is worse is that soon the exclamation mark and question mark could be banned making it impossible for Britain-ites to shout in messages or ask questions via written form. Continue Reading »










