Vice President Joe Biden who is giving former president George Bush a run for his money in political gaffes divulged the secret location of the vice presidential bunker in at a media dinner.
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In a “photo-op” that caused panic and office evacuations Air Force One buzzed low over the New York skyline causing panic throughout the city.
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RIVERA BEACH, Florida — Most of the founding fathers may not have risked their lives to create a constitution protecting pants falling off that were modeled off male prisoners signaling their openness to having sex with other prisoners.

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WASHINGTON, DC — House’s National Economic Council Director Lawrence Summers was so captivated with plans to rescue the economy with Barack Obama he fell asleep.
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So President Barack Obama thinks he bowls like a competitor in the Special Olympics?

He’s obviously never met Kolan McConiughey, a mentally disabled man considered one of the nation’s top Special Olympics bowlers, with five perfect games to his credit. He’d like to go to the White House and show the president a thing or two about how to roll strikes. Continue Reading »

New Jersey is smoothing out differences over a plan to ban bare-it-all bikini waxing.

The state on Friday decided to reverse course on the proposal after angry salon owners complained about losing business ahead of swimsuit season. Continue Reading »

A county clerk in Colorado has a simple response to staff cuts caused by budget shortfalls: Just don’t answer the phones.

El Paso County officials complain that the staff of the county Clerk and Recorder’s office stopped answering calls last months. Instead, recorded messages refer all callers to the assessor’s and treasurer’s offices. Continue Reading »

Al Qaida’s second in command Ayman al-Zawahri called president-elect Barack Obama a racial slur in a recently released video.
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In 468 congressional races 438 of the victors outspent their opponents.
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A Welsh council has warned it’s staff to quit using “British” to avoid upsetting anyone.
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