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Government officials ban their own country’s name

A Welsh council has warned it’s staff to quit using “British” to avoid upsetting anyone.
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Mormons ordered to stop baptizing dead people

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints otherwise known as the Mormon church has been asked to stop a practice called posthumous baptism by proxy.
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Author Erica Jong predicts civil war if Obama loses

Feminist Author Erica Jong predicts a second American civil war if Obama loses with blood running in the streets.
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Democratic resort to un-American tactics: made robocalls from Romania

Republicans are furious in Montana after automated calls were found out to have been made from Romania.
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ACORN tried to register Mickey Mouse to vote in Florida

Florida elections officials came across an application to vote filed by ACORN from Mickey Mouse this summer.
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Man paid to register to vote 72 times by ACORN

Freddie Johnson, 19 of Cleveland Ohio was paid cash and given cigarettes to register to vote 72 times over an 18 month period.

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Politician alleges troops executed 5,000 prisoners during hurricane Katrina

Former US Congresswoman and Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney alleges 5,000 prisoners were executed by the military during hurricane Katrina.
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Biden caught making up war story

Hillary Clinton was taken apart when she falsely claimed to have been under sniper fire at a Bosnian landing. Joe Biden has largely gotten a pass for falsely claiming to have been shot at in Iraq.
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Wachovia doesn’t fail

Wachovia was the last bank to not fail according to the FDIC. Of course, Wachovia’s banking operations are being sold to Citigroup, wihch isn’t usually signs of success. While this deal sounds great to anyone that owned stock option PUTS in Wachovia, it’s not really a stellar thing for the United States economy.

The problem is that Citigroup will absorb a $42 billion loss from Wachovia’s $312 billion loan portfolio, with the FDIC covering any remaining losses. This means that you, me, and the non-illegal immigrants (who don’t pay taxes) are going to be paying for losses for a not-failed bank. Continue Reading »

JP Morgan buying everything in sight

JP Morgan has been saving its money and within the last few months has decided it’s time to strike. And by striking, JP Morgan has consumed Bear Stearns and now Washington Mutual, it’s just a matter of guessing what JPM will be buying next. Continue Reading »

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