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Man Makes Microscopic Wizard of Oz Sculptures

The artist, Willard Wigan, carves his sculptures out of grains of rice and sugar. And uses housefly hair to paint them! Check out these incredible pictures! Continue Reading »

Michael Moore, go ahead pirate my movies – I don’t care

In this video circus freak and pretend documentary film maker Michael Moore says he doesn’t mind people pirating his movies. So please never pay for one of his sorry ass movies again. Continue Reading »

Spelling bee gets five times more viewers than NBA finals

Looks like the NBA will get a new TV deal and they all make millions, but America is sick of the showboat bling gangsta thing.
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Flash Gordon coming to the Sci Fi Channel

Not sure how much it will suck – but could be funny to watch…

News from Aint It Cool

Mr Wizard fails to solve mortality problem – dead at 89

Herbert died at the age of 89 today, reports the Associated Press. The television star lost a battle with bone cancer and passed away at his home in Bell Canyon, California.
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